Love? This is for teenagers. Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled, my friend Jasmine has found a hot guy who is crazy about her, but I'm not interested in that kind of thing myself. I have a lot of things to think about, like how to pay the rent. Plus, life has taught me that trusting people only ends in misery. When Jasmine announced that her new man was an alien... well, she was lucky to have me I didn’t call the guys in white coats. But it turned out that she is not as crazy as I thought. Another, even hotter alien burst in and rocked my world. Worst of all, my heart betrayed my brain and actually fell in love with a guy... an alien... recklessly. Right now we need to find a way out of the swamp we're stuck in without getting eaten by alligators, snakes or panthers. Oh my.