“When I moved to France, I wanted to ask for a book of complaints everywhere.” We are used to looking at moving to Europe as a rosy dream: when I move, I will sit in a cafe on the Champs-Elysees and drink coffee and a croissant!.. But what if the reality is not at all as rosy as we would like? The story of Ksenia Burzhskaya is an incredibly witty story of the problems and misadventures of a Russian abroad. Is Paris as good as we imagine it to be? What awaits a woman who decides to give birth in France? How to connect to the French Internet and not die? And many hundreds more hilarious complaints about our imaginary Paris. The book contains obscene language