—I never liked you, Dan... I might have realized that by now! - I heard my mother literally “hissing”, exuding dissatisfaction towards my newly-made husband. Nothing new - Denis really never evoked positive emotions in her. But it was possible to restrain myself, considering that now is the celebration of our wedding and now Dan is my husband. I was about to come out of hiding to tell my mother where she could send her antipathy, when I heard my husband’s answer and froze: “Yes, Vlasta?” And six years ago, when you became my first woman and moaned under me, you didn’t think so! My husband and I met when we were eighteen. We broke up because of my jealousy, only to get back together five years later, and get married a year later, realizing that we couldn’t live without each other. And on my own wedding day, I found out that it was not in vain that I left Dan then. After all, he was hiding a terrible thing. His first woman was... my mother.