I have something to say to people and the world, but I would like to start small and therefore the highest value and reward for me would be if you read something from here and your mood will lift, and maybe I will even manage to make you laugh. Here are collected the most memorable and funniest stories for me, in which I found myself from 12 to 18 years old, I want to confess to you that all this really happened and in fact this is a documentary. But as is customary in literature, for moral and ethical reasons, I replaced the names and surnames of most of the characters with fictitious ones except my own. Taking into account my wild laziness and lack of a systematic approach to work, this collection took 4 years, approximately from mid-February 2020. As a matter of fact, the first story is exactly how I started writing and why. I will try to take you along with me from childhood to adolescence in the early to mid-2010s. All I have to do is ask. - “Are you ready?” Published in the author's edition, preserving the author's spelling and punctuation.