I just have an awesome best friend. You don't have to take my word for it. Let's look at all its advantages. Firstly, the most obvious. Size. It has something fantastic. That's more than the other guys. And even thicker, longer, more powerful. Oh well. I'm talking about his sense of humor. Spencer Holiday makes me laugh like no one else. Sarcasm, self-irony, jokes for all occasions - this is all about him. Although... when he asks me to pretend to be his bride for just a week, there is no sense of jokes. The problem is that I fell for him even before we all they started it. Oops...

** The backstory of the book “The Enormous Diamond”, told from Charlotte’s point of view **