The literary canteen is a place where characters spend time when authors are not writing about them. Here you can always drink coffee and chat with someone, laugh at funny plot twists or cry that the author unexpectedly decided to kill you. Adelaide, the main character of the popular series of ladies' detective stories, is enjoying aromatic coffee, when suddenly her privacy is violated by Miroslav, a blue-eyed blond from slash genre.***Warning: irony towards slash and feminists.