Nick Stalnecker is eighteen, and he is not yet ready to become an adult. He has a summer job, has bouts of existential panic, and is hopelessly in love with the unattainable Jay Hasenbrook. How do you know if the object of your passion is unattainable? That's right, offer him a blowjob in the toilet. Dad most likely had something else in mind when he asked him to grow up. Twenty-five-year-old Jay returned to his hometown of Franklin, Ohio, only to earn some money and hit the road again. His long-term goal is to see the whole world - although it’s a stretch, it’s worth the short-term torment. Meeting Nick doesn’t fit into Jay’s plans, but it turns out that you don’t have to go to the other side of the world for the main adventure of your life. This is not a summer romance. This is summer friendship with bonuses. Which includes pizza with disgusting toppings, movies on the couch and accidental exhibitionism. That's all. No feelings. Shut up. I said no.