Holy God. I have no idea how to take care of children. I make a living doing nipple, belly button, and nose piercings. I've never even held a baby before. Never. Never changed a diaper or bandaged a broken knee. Hell, I don't even want kids. I'm more like a wanderer, a one-time lover who doesn't stay in one place for long. Family? Commitments? Nah, brrrr, no way. But it just so happens that my brother and his children need me. Desperately. And I couldn't even imagine that I needed them too. Or that I needed her, this strange woman I met on the playground. Brooke Overland. She doesn't know that I'm an amateur nanny. So how can I get out now? She hires me. For her sake, I take care of her sister's children. And I also fucked her. My life is a complete mess.