We present to the attention of readers the first book of fiction by Elena Kaydalova. She has something to tell people. This is guaranteed by life and professional experience, a keen eye, and the ability to notice what makes at least a smile. The author helps us take a closer look at life phenomena that are worthy of denial, unconditional condemnation, attitude with humor or sarcasm. What is our life? Advertisement...This book is recommended by the best dog breeders and psychotherapists; The workers of the “roof” and those who are under the “roof” are advised to familiarize themselves with it; in it, the hard work of a translator and an air terrorist rises to equal heights. The author calls for mercy on fallen tax collectors and party secretaries and celebrates freedom in the cruel age of feminism and nutritional supplements. Pull this book out of your baggy pants if you're asked for ID; read and... don’t envy those who turned out to be its heroes!