...I don't remember what the good news was. But the bad ones turned out to be really bad. I was dying from something - no one has ever died from this. I was dying from something completely, fantastically new...Completely ordinary postmodern citizen Steve (not his real name) is an ex-husband, failed father, and author of the immortal slogan "How did you like tomorrow?" - may die of boredom. This is a reaction to the information age. The sadistic guru of the Center for Non-Confessional Restoration and Redemption thinks otherwise. A virtual company sells a disease to millions. And Object Steve himself, without any doubt, is already a dead object. A dark comedy of dazzling times - the novel by one of the most original American satirists Sam Lipsyte "Object Steve" - for the first time in Russian.