First: never ruin a party for arrogant majors. Second: if you ruin it, blame it all on your bitch sister. Didn’t work out? Then...Third: try to seduce the major. Is the stepmother in the way? Fuck her. Is she threatening? Grab the major in your hands and run. Are your relatives catching up and want to take your bastard away? Fight back. Remember, there are few majorist bastards these days. You can’t throw them around, much less give them to your sister under threats.