Have you ever been born from a hot oven? Lead a healthy lifestyle? Ride a talking wolf? Light a fire? Melting steel? Wear Herringbone car deodorant around your neck? Fight the night thugs? Restore justice? Bargain with Vodyany about a fine for speeding? Hitting the voyeur bath spirit on the head? Get dowry by catalog number? Feast at the same table with the most staunch fighter for human happiness? Fight with this fighter for the same human happiness? Do you know that with the help of a medical kit, you can not only get out of dungeons, but also use it for its intended purpose? Have you ever Googled when you had only a mouse at hand without anything? In the end, did you fall in love despite not only a love spell, but also common sense? But Katenka went through all this. I fell in love, of course, as the play progressed. Wishing you the same with all my heart! Author’s notes: On January 11, a friend called. “Sasha, you will go to the Slavic fantasy love competition!” I say, you, mother, understand where I am and where the fantasy is? If there had been a twenty-three plus humorous fiction competition, I would have thought about it. As a result, on January 13 of this year, throwing out a thousand words a day, I scribbled down this story solely to support a friend. This is how sudden I am. What came of it is up to you, my dear readers, to decide. I can say one thing - it won’t be boring.