Why do all the people who get caught, one way or another, succeed in everything? And if not? Here he was, as usual, with hope and the mood to bend everyone, but no good goblins for you, no grandfather with an inheritance, no birth magic. But he does not lose heart, he works with his arms, legs and even his head, and he manages to knock out some goodies. And he thinks that everything will work out for him. And if not?.. How many icicles fall on your head, how many cars suddenly fly out from around the corner? Please note, this is in some way a parody. The affairs and affairs of a second-year Snape. Summer. And yes, Snape’s hit-and-miss doesn’t like him very much. Rowling's description of Snape as an adult.

Author's Notes: First Person (POV), Violence, AU, OOC, Character Death. But the ending is open. GG is such a potential, although why potential... bender. Please keep in mind that he is still very much a cliche of a “boy”, as they are often shown in fics. But I hope it won’t be boring. Dambigad. Precanon. And yes, I just wanted to joke.