A provincial journalist came to a symposium dedicated to the dominance of cars in cities. There he meets a crazy genius who offers a strange solution to the problem with the help of a new exact science... From the author: My first science fiction story, with which I began a difficult graphomaniac path. Moreover, this story is the only one in the science fiction genre. The story is very boring and bad. It is interesting only because it shows the features of the style of the future Grinder: an ironic and careless writing style, a passion for mind-blowing ideas and the desire to place as many ideas as possible per square centimeter of text.