You are an Internet individual who lives on the Internet! This is where you eat, sleep and go to the toilet! The network is your habitat, where you are a piece of virtual biomass! Network plankton. So it is and will be. Humble yourself. The author will reveal your base instincts, dissect your opportunistic soul, dull brain and rotten heart! The book contains real photographs as an illustration of you.

The book is presented as pristine, a samizdat version without a drop of shame! (publisher drafts are sad, sleek shit). Place of writing: Moscow, st.  Marksistskaya, house 5; July-August, 2013. The text contains rare author's notes from 2020.

“Man is a cunning and vile creature that is capable of reproducing sexually, even as a fish” (c).