I had a career as a successful programmer, but I traded it for a fight. I had a charming, sexy girlfriend, and I traded her for a centipede (friends only!). My existence flowed slowly and measuredly; I only occasionally paddled lazily in the right direction. Now I live in such a way that I barely have enough strength to hold the crocodile-lion by the mane, which is madly carrying me through the swamp. It is important that I like (almost) everything in the new world of sword and magic, under the control of the adaptation mechanism. One problem: I am a pawn in someone else’s game, a bargaining chip whose opinion no one takes into account. My main goal: to kick the player off the board and start making completely independent decisions! And take revenge!