I. Have you agreed to teach physics at the Academy of War and Peace? Be careful! Uncontrollable students and unprecedented races await you. You will put out fires, dodge rockfalls, pacify flying furniture. You will have to control the magnetic field and fight green giants. But the biggest problem is your immediate boss, the vice-rector and barbarian warrior, impudent, unbalanced and madly in love with the new teacher.II. Have you agreed to an internship at the Academy of Suggestion and Obsession? Be careful! In this paradise of disorder and the kingdom of glamor, you will have to fight terrible hallucinations, conduct a real investigation and again fight the green giant creeps, the enemies of all the crosshairs of the worlds. But all problems can be solved! Especially if your loved one is nearby - a barbarian warrior who is capable of risking his life for the sake of his woman, uncovering the most ingenious conspiracy and even abandoning his supposedly unshakable masculine principles.