Dear friend, welcome to Falseburg! A city that you most likely haven’t been to yet, but you can find yourself at any time. Getting here is easy, but getting out can be difficult. There will always be someone nearby who knows where the entrance is. Lonely neighbor or one of your friends. Here the understandable begins where the incomprehensible becomes utter absurdity. And an allergy to blackberries is a gift of fate. If you have seen notices of missing dogs where you live, then most likely they are in a factory kennel. And remember, if you find yourself here, of course, not of your own free will, you see something that stands out from the general picture, then you are on the right path, and this could be your ticket home. Just please don’t try Jelzhevichnoe U! And in general, don’t eat anything purple before you get home.