Welcome to the Middle Ages - a cruel and cheerful era, when people prayed and killed, feasted and fasted, sinned and repented with equal zeal. The time of fanatics who died for the faith of Christ in the Crusades, and hypocrites who called beavers fish so that they could be eaten on fast days. In this book, the author will tell you how in the Middle Ages they fell in love and fornicated, washed and protected themselves, and took care of each other with a three-story mat and painted genitals on the walls of churches. Readers will also learn about the age at which they got married, how they lived without a bath, what marital duty meant, they will find out why a “prostitute” is better than a “whore,” and they will even figure out why the witchcraft accusation against Jeanne d’ fell apart Arc.