In a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars was raging! It is with this famous phrase that our story could begin. But the author doesn’t have enough evil for the writers of the Walt Disney studio, who were so able to ruin the most famous and epic movie saga on planet Earth. It’s scary to think how much movie nonsense they have poured on us in recent years, spoiling and distorting everything that could be distorted? And even this famous phrase already sounds like a mockery of the audience. But will everything be as Hollywood filmmakers are now showing us? In order to find out this, the author decided to send another newcomer to the Star Wars universe. Our contemporary was lucky to land in no man's land. Right between the positions of the warring parties. Where the Jedi and Sith sort things out using the Force and lightsabers. Contrary to the will of the author, our hero is in no hurry to choose his side in this centuries-old conflict between Good and Evil with a joyful squeal. Light and Darkness. Unlike most simple-minded people, he knows how to use his brains. He knows how to think and analyze. And his logic is also peculiar. Not straightforward and hit-or-miss. That is why he is in no hurry to please the author and readers with the epic exploits of the reckless and not very smart protagonist, who rushes into any mess without thinking about the consequences. After all, most authors like to portray such misfits. But adventure for the sake of adventure is not for our hero. He prefers to watch this epic mess from the side until he understands what, in fact, is happening here. Will he be able to do this? Will it be possible to remain neutral? And is it possible to change the canon without really trying to do so? You will learn all this by reading this book to the end. But I warn you, it is better not to read this for people with a fine mental organization, so as not to get a break in the pattern. But the rest can and even need to read!