Do you remember Fairy Tail? Do you remember how chaotic and sometimes contradictory the actions of the members of this most reckless magic guild were? Do you remember how many skeletons were hidden in the closet behind the soul of each of them? Do you remember all this from A to Z? If so, then it would be much easier for you to become a friend to all the tailed fairies than for one simple Russian guy who ended up in this magical world because of a banal mistake by the servants of Lady Death herself. Beautiful girls, you say? Strongest magic you say? You say no slave mortgage? Come to your senses, fools, before it's too late! Everything in the universe has both light and dark sides! And for some reason, the second one much more often prefers to fall on the head of the poor victim, who, however, as a pioneer, is always ready to scratch his fist on the face of his neighbor and turn to Mr. Colt for help. Well, or tell any interested person what kind of idiots actually are in the service of the Eternal One.