Once, from the deck of his ship, a huge, tanned, wayward pirate saw a green-eyed mermaid. But since this was in the present day, the pirate was barefoot, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and bleached shorts, and he was also well versed in the vast sea of the music business. And the mermaid in high-heeled shoes raised her son alone and painted watercolors. But nothing would have happened if one day a homeless mother cat had not given birth to a black and white kitten with a funny spot in the form of an ace of spades on its nose...