—Listen, give me some pants. Please,” he finally said. “Right now!” - I just got up to speed. - You’ll leave here naked! - Why are you so angry? - And you, motherfucker, are kind! - I barked. “Banging someone else’s wife in the absence of her husband is simply a model of virtue.” Now I’m going to burst into tears with emotion! — If anything, I didn’t know she was married! - my “guest” suddenly barked in response.