A tale about a fat vampire, a young mistress of a meat processing plant, the last samurai and officials of the administration of a magical town. Tikhon Podkorytin-Taranovsky in his human life was a rich landowner. Having become a vampire, Tikhon did not lose his previous habits. Two hundred years later, he still loves to eat delicious food and relax comfortably. But now he can only dream of a carefree life in the estate and lavish balls, waging a constant struggle for existence according to the laws of the wild. Will his acquaintance with the beautiful Lisa, the director of the meat processing plant, be a ticket to heaven, or will it lead them both to hellish suffering? The life of a modern businesswoman is full of dangers. Tikhon's longtime enemies are also not asleep. And is anyone even capable of sublime feelings who has not believed in love for many years?