Dear Mr... no, too formal. Hi sweet no, it's still a bit early. To whom it may concern, I'm being completely honest, but before you continue reading this email, I want you to know that tonight I'm I drank enough alcoholic drinks to get drunk. Three margaritas, two shots and one beer, because the booze was free. I think it's important to be sincere and honest with your colleagues, right? So I write everything honestly. I'm drunk, but I'm honest. Or was she simply drunk with lust? It's up to you to decide. I like you so much that it clouds my judgment and makes me do things that I would never dare to do sober. For example, write this letter. I hopelessly, stupidly, like a schoolgirl, fell in love with you, although you are the last man on earth with whom I should fall in love. Did you know that people in the office call you a sadist? Selfish. An insensitive, arrogant asshole. You bark but don't bite, and I'm not afraid of you. The point is, I'd like you to leave marks on my skin while we lie naked under the sheets. I want you to see me as more than one of your employees one day. And since we're being honest , that dark blue suit you wear... with that crisp white shirt... I really want to loosen your tie and show you who's boss. With love, yours truly.