“Kilgore Jones climbed out of his Eldorado and kicked the door, closing it. The door bounced back and opened again, and he had to push it with his hip. The old car creaked and rocked in protest, but this time the lock clicked into place, fortunately for him. The Jolly Roger was a rather large car, but its driver was the same. It would not be too much of a stretch to say that it was two meters tall and, at first glance, weighed about a quarter of a ton. Bald, without a mustache or beard, he wore sizable sideburns, red hair that shimmered in the sun, and mirrored pilot glasses. Everything else about him was black. If you ask him why, he bluntly answered that black makes you look slim..."