How to make your best friend fall in love with you if she treats you almost like a brother? Try to attract with perfect appearance? Alas, not an option. A mediocre face and one hundred and eighty pounds of body weight clearly do not make me ideal... Impress with strength and courage? But I’m a weakling and a coward, who can I look for... Trust an unfamiliar elemental woman who promises to magically solve my problem in no time? Lord Almighty, it would be better if I didn’t do this... Killing myself in the stadium and chewing grass like a mountain goat was clearly not part of my plans! And how now to get rid of this restless minion of a healthy lifestyle?