Made for purely hooligan reasons. Dedicated to Eurocon 2008. The image of a graphomaniac is composite; the most enchanting pearls were caught from the Internet and other publicly available sources. If anyone recognizes themselves, that’s what you all need! P.S. The name of the late graphomaniac, so as not to resemble anyone else, was changed to Alexander Efimov. Then it turned out that Alexander Efimov in the fandom was also against it. No problem. Renamed Efimov to Trofimov. Of course, at Eurocon I was surprised to hear how Trofimov was called on stage and awarded for something. So here it is. The story, if anything, has nothing to do with either of these two people. Reality Science Fiction Magazine No. 4, 2008