It all started with a win. My biggest win. Virtual reality suit. Although this is no longer a suit, it is a whole complex. It occupies an entire room, which I gave away with poorly concealed delight. There are fastenings on the walls and ceiling, and a whole control panel on the floor. Why, I don’t understand, the suit still gives the feeling of real “immersion”, which means you don’t see anything nearby. But the suit itself is just a dream, hefty, like an overweight astronaut in orbit whose spacesuit is also bloated, but this is because the suit itself includes a full set of vital functions. Full massage, a reservoir for special nutrition, even a system for removing waste products. Plus the source of its own power, they say, will last a week. Well, and much more that I can’t even describe, I just don’t understand it...