On Earth I was a simple Russian guy with a difficult fate and with the same difficult character. And now I am a mercenary in a vast Galaxy where no one has heard of earthlings. Well, now they will hear! I also have an assistant - an inarticulate ancient crap that has taken possession of a robot who imagines himself to be a natural English butler, an excellent ship that has no analogues in this world and a beautiful woman... alone for now, but there, like a “map” will lie down." I even know how to do a little magic... In the world of war and huge combat robots, I have room to turn around! Do you consider yourself invincible warriors? I'll disappoint you, you just haven't met the Crab yet!

Authors' Notes: Now that you've read all this nonsense posted to get your attention, just relax and have fun! The show begins! Just, for starters: - Get children away from the screens - he doesn’t choose his words! - Get women away from the screens - he’s offended by them! - Don’t eat while reading, you might choke, but you haven’t yet bought a book!—Don’t read before going to bed, because when you wake up in the morning you risk messing up at work!—And, we beg you, treat everything with humor!