Welcome to my world. Yes, this is Slappy's World - all you have to do here is scream! Ha ha ha! The story you are about to read is one of the most wonderful stories in the world. This is because it is about ME! Ha ha.

It’s also about a boy named Ian Barker. It's Ian's birthday, and guess what? He's throwing a party. At the party, Ian will receive a gift, which, naively, he will be very happy about. Haven't you guessed it yet? The gift will turn into a nightmare! Well, isn't this an OP? It may be Ian's birthday - but in the end all the pies will go to me! Ha ha ha!