I was born, suffered, and ended up in a ditch. But not everyone is so lucky. A book about a young dark magician. A convoy boy, selected to cook for the magicians to eat after the battle. About the little joys of life in the hell of war, one step away from the front line. About adventures and oddities of fate. Or whoever is trying for her. He will be the most powerful magician of the century, even before he loses his virginity. That's how it should be. To whom? For what? The story is short and reads quickly.