We are glad to see you among our clients! You have knocked on the hundredth level of the TrollDom agency. If you need to induce damage, a curse, a crown of celibacy, the evil eye - press one. Arranging funerals for enemies and wealthy relatives, sealings, burials, resting and beheadings - press two. Order a specialist to conduct annual re-registration, audit, revision, information collection, espionage, filing claims to the treasury - press three. If you need a companion, a security guard, a fiancée, a wife, children, an elderly grandmother for one evening, press four. To resolve sensitive issues and get expert advice, press five.