Each famous person has his own way of moving to a parallel world. Some people are paid attention to by the gods, others die in old age and, for a life well lived, are rewarded with a new one in another universe and body; for others, relocation to another world occurs due to an encounter with gopniks in a gateway or in a truck. And only I got a banal and even offensive reason: a heart defect and a broken elevator in the building where I lived on the top floor.