So, who wants to improve their education? Meet Mrs. Maaarg - the greatest teacher in the history of mankind (all the others were much less)! With her you will learn a lot of interesting things: 1. That the teacher should be respected, adored and appeased.2. What is a food chain.3. What is a bottom feeder?4. What man is to man is a wolf.5. That whoever does not eat will be eaten.6. That it doesn’t hurt to fry human flesh first.

Tuition fees are low - only one child per year. Teachers also need to eat something!