A child who has fallen into himself. Only on the contrary: a child with the mind and memory of an adult finds himself in the modern world. And how can the hero survive now? All adult connections have been cut off, documents are invalid, the future is unknown - to start a new life as a foundling in an orphanage? And the hero decides to run away. Into even greater uncertainty, with even greater risk: from Russia - abroad. Wet dreams of sausage emigration. From the author: Again, a complete gag. All characters and events described are fictitious. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental.