Following a not-too-faithful lover in the virtual world is the right thing to do. Arguing is a good thing. Interesting. But when those who are just too lazy to move the galaxy, but not impossible, argue about the benefits of role-playing games, the results of the dispute are quite unexpected. So, even without being a particularly keen role-player, get the body of an elf and go to ancient Britain. That's just bad luck. The body is indeed elven, with all the required attributes: agility, vision, immortality, etc. But the magic that is required is not there! There is no magic in the real world! And get out, friend roleplayer, as best you can!