“...Truly our Motherland is worthy of surprise. In fact, Russia deserves much more and better than simple surprise. But, firstly, with much bigger and better things we always have tension. We have no problems only with much less and worse. Secondly, this is not simple surprise. It's a shock when hypnosis smoothly turns into anesthesia. It's tetanus. Where the European is gracefully surprised, the Russian gets hit on the head with an oar. And then they thrust a bill on him for treatment, violation of rules and insult to decency. <…> The Motherland needs heroes, but it gives birth to thieves and bastards. So, we started talking about the government, as you probably already guessed. By the way, foreigners note that we have fewer obese people than in the West. Anger suppresses appetite and activates metabolism. Expensive. Fellow citizens. Be patient. It will only take a few years. And what kind of dogs can the current president and today’s government hang on them! Knowing the nobility and gratitude of the people, there is no doubt about the epithets...”