There was a magical country in the world, the USSR. But once a person from capitalist Russia gets there, even if he is a hardened bribe-taker, he is still transformed according to the patterns of the Code of the Builder of Communism. And it begins! The bastard is completely disinterestedly moving Soviet science into shining distances. The new star of world sports on a minimum salary receives all the Olympic gold medals and brings home all the gold cups in football and hockey. After watching Kanevsky's TV series, the young investigator reduces crime to zero. The young chess player wins all international tournaments and donates half of his fees to the Peace Foundation. And with the remaining amount he buys USSR domestic loan bonds. In the hope that the state will pay. The amazed Brezhnev and Andropov, when they meet, pat the hero on the cheek and say: if only there were more of these... They can’t find any epithets. Will this happen in this book? Perhaps...