Sometimes, you just have to die, and here it is - a wonderful new world! Magic, immortal princesses and great Houses, devoted beauties and a personal goddess, pink ponies pooping butterflies... No, stop, the last one is not from here! And even though at the start I got the frail green body of a cave dweller, fate turned towards me... to face me, yes. Very little time passes, and now I am deciding the fate of the oldest House. But am I ready for such responsibility? Is it able to unite people and people and challenge powerful... creatures that are tens of thousands of years old? From the author: “Vitalika” is a cool name, like “Odyssey”. But the main character is a man, and during the story he will definitely not become a woman! (they say this is important to note). Quite the contrary! He'll just grow bigger balls. And he will grow a lot more for himself...