A Few Rules That Must Be BrokenStarr Media Second Mate's Survival Guide1. Don't call your hot boss the Antichrist to his face.2. Don't stare at your hot boss's, uh, array of assets or his sleeves of tattoos (No. Just. Stop!)3. Don't get on the angry first assistant's nerves.4. Don't forget the 300-page memorized job description.5. If you value your cashmere shawl, stay away from the boss's dog.6. The dimples on the boss's cheeks evoke lust. NOT. Give in!7. “The elevator ate your clothes” is not a valid reason to show up to an important meeting half naked.8. Don’t break 7 rules in the first week of work if you really need money to support your sick mother.9. Whatever you do, don't fall in love with your boss. See rule 8 about a sick mother.10. Never forget the rules