Fleeing the wrath of a poodle rancher whose massage table he threw through a Venetian window, Wyoming cowboy Tully Mars and his faithful horse, Mr. Twain, find themselves in the Caribbean. But following in his footsteps are bounty hunters hired by a candidate for Congress, whose sadomasochistic dalliances with a Lithuanian film director almost made it into the newspapers. A new life begins on the salty patches of land. Tully Mars manages to befriend a Mayan shaman obsessed with digital technology, a great country singer and messenger of God who circumnavigates the world in a pink seaplane, a Cuban baseball star, and a World War II veteran who hates Disneyland. Pick up a girl of unearthly beauty on one beach and spend the night with her, and on another, a hundred-year-old old woman and spend the rest of her days with her, breaking into pieces in search of the mysterious “Fresnel lens”... For the first time in Russian - a novel by the famous country musician Jimmy Buffett "Salty piece of sushi." Now you can not only dance to his music.