Joe Sunday is a mercenary thug. His boss sends him to kill a mysterious new business partner, but the target strikes back in ways Joe could never have imagined. He is killed, brought back to some semblance of life, and Sunday immediately finds himself in the thick of a chase for an ancient stone that grants immortality. Once he receives the stone, he will live forever. And without it, it will turn into an obscene, rotting set for George Romero's films. However, Joe is not the only one hunting for the stone. In line for the artifact is a crazed Nazi sorcerer, a dwarf with razor-sharp teeth, a sex-crazed demon bartender, an incredibly powerful witch who has taken homeless vampires under her wing, and one beautiful stranger who may have all the answers you need. Of course, if Sunday manages to figure out what role she plays in all this confusion. In less than a week, Joe will find out what people are ready to do for the sake of immortality. And how long can hatred be cherished? Attention! Book rating: 18+, contains detailed scenes of violence.