Roma is a typical goofball from the “child to old age” category. Despite his almost thirty years, he lives alone, doesn’t stay in any job for long and doesn’t want anything in life. Drunken parties, porn on the laptop and your favorite fantasy in the reader. But everything changes when, dying behind the monitor, he finds himself in the body of a young count in a magical medieval world. The magical world is, of course, great, and being a count in it is generally something... But now Roma has such an unusual thing as responsibility for the lives of thousands of people who depend on you. Black clouds are rising over the county, and he only has the stock of knowledge of a former humanities specialist that no one needs here. But he really, really, really wants to LIVE! From the author: The Prologue was originally written as an independent and self-sufficient April Fools' project. The first and second chapters are a slightly later, not entirely successful attempt to do something out of this. And only with the third chapter, written three years later, does the book proper begin. Please do not throw too many stones after two chapters; the book essentially begins with the third, but the number of free fragments has also been increased.