Actually, in the Kremlin New Year’s greetings it used to be customary to talk about the main achievements of the year. However, in recent years this tradition has been broken (maybe there are no achievements?). The author tried to revive this good Soviet tradition - and this is what came out of it. Today, few people watch Vladimir Solovyov. However, the author, just in case. gives recommendations. how to survive in this dangerous studio and emerge victorious in a dispute even with Yakov Kedmi himself. Oddly enough, these thoughts were inspired by a visit to an ordinary sewing studio.