What I'm about to say will sound funny. But I'll tell you! PEOPLE! BE CAREFULL! THEY are already surrounding us - guns are loaded, engines are warmed up, maps are drawn, foreign flags are raised over the hired legions of fooled Slavic guys and this is not my invention, understand! And one last thing. Appeal to a certain category of readers - a small but active one... PLEASE, there is no need to condescendingly bring to my attention the fact that no one needs this, it is uninteresting, impossible, funny and absurd. I NEED IT. And it’s up to you to decide for yourself.