A summary retelling of a parody novel, or a parody in the form of a story of a novel by some Assol the Impeccable in the genre of fantasy and space opera, the subgenre “misfits”. The parody is already visible in the name of the main character. And yet, everything is serious here, none of the characters are funny. From boring everyday life to a pre-wedding feast, from a feast to a ship, from a ship... no, what follows is a spoiler.