We all have days when we get off on the wrong foot and everything goes awry. So Vladimir got himself into a similar situation: with this very “wrong foot” he landed in the teleportation circle of summoning and found himself in the world of sword and magic as a Hero who will lead the armies of light in the fight against evil. It seems like a good start, but it soon becomes clear: the Hero is only a Title, which does not give any superpowers, but does not relieve its bearer of the obligation to fulfill the prophecy that brought Vladimir to the new world. And no one is going to feel sorry and give the newly minted Hero time to prepare. Moreover, after the death of one “Hero”, the next loser will always be called upon. Which has happened more than once. The cycle of “reworking valiant Heroes” would have continued this time, if not for one thing: just as this cruel world can shock an unprepared earthling, so Vladimir is not the one for whom the assigned title is suitable. After all, he is a Hero only according to his passport... Contains obscene language.