How many accidents can life throw at us? A lot of! What is the likelihood that a thought that has slipped somewhere in the corners of consciousness will be able to connect with an invisible thread two creatures: a vampire and a human - so similar in appearance and so different inside? What happens if they switch places? But they didn’t guess right. A vampire, for example, will go to the library or watch TV from morning to night and learn to “use a hairdryer,” and what will a person get if he takes the place of a hated vampire in a completely unfamiliar world... Although how should I know? Now, if I were a vampire...