Armed only with a sense of humor, optimism and... A DIARY, the main character of the novel, John Milton (aka “Little Millie”, aka “Baby”), will tell you the TRUE truth about himself, about his private school and about his true friends. This modern South African Tom Sawyer will tell you about furious fights on the cricket field, ILLEGAL night swimming, SATANIC gatherings with a hunt for a REAL ghost, his MALE hobbies (what a delight this first love is!) and, finally, about UNFORGETTABLE vacations with his MAD family. If you don't die laughing reading about Malk's antics, then you don't know how to laugh AT ALL! This is a book that your child will take away from you, and you from him.